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Joke of the Day

"Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE"

"A dyslexic walks into a bra"

"I'm thinking about having an open casket funeral... Remains to be seen. :D"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was 2 tired..."

"I hate to admit it but my views on life in the arctic are very polarised."

"How does a restaurant make $1 million You start with $2 million!"

"Blacks the best colour to wear to a funeral isn't it? Just thinking which rollerblades to wear."

"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"

"I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations."

"I tried eating a clock earlier.. It was really time consuming"