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Joke of the Day

"I hate to admit it but my views on life in the arctic are very polarised."

"The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on ""bankrupt"" being an option."

"What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral? Nothing."

"Make the little things count Teach math to midgets"

"I'll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday."

"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."

"I went to the doctor to get tested for ADHD... he said I've got it so bad, I have AD Blu-Ray"

"Apparently a lion has won a talent show in South Africa The judges said it had roar talent"

"There was a fight in the fish n chips shop the other day The fish got battered!"

"If you look like your passport photo You probably aren't well enough to travel."