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Joke of the Day

"I always get ""homophobe"" and ""homophone"" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk."

"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"

"A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom"

"I wanted to be a politician... But then I realized that I couldn't fit my entire head up my ass."

"They say that one in four of your friends could be gay.... I really hope its Steve, he's cute."

"[police chase] FRIEND: ditch the stolen stuff ME: are u sure F: just do it M: *throws out stolen anchor and car comes to a screeching halt*"

"What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box? All dressed up, with no place to go."

"I don't get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o"

"I was confronted by an angry man today. I told him I come in peace Apparently that's something you shouldn't say to Peace's boyfriend"

"Scroll Scroll Scroll your phone, gently down the screen. Merilly Merrily Merrily Merrily MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!"