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Joke of the Day
"I always get ""homophobe"" and ""homophone"" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk."
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"What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child? Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home."
"TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch.. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!"
"[david attenborough voice] wolves, also known as nature's best animal, have been cool for hundreds of thousands of years"
"It met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"
"anti-tattoo people saying ""my body's a temple"" like they wouldn't worship at a temple that had an enormous mural of a tiger fighting a cobra"
"If you say ""guess who died?"" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry."
"Why don't elephants smoke? They can't fit their butts in the ashtray"
"WIFE: Having your phone in your jeans pocket will make you infertile & stop us having more kids ME: *shoves 10 phones & microwave in pocket*"