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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if Jeremy Irons ever quietly laughs to himself while he's ironing."
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"I've got a good joke for you guys But you've probably all Reddit before... xD"
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"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"
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