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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat that black holes revolve around her."
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"Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was."
"My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over."""
"[Pilot intercom] Me: ""Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."""
"What's Obama's favorite thing to do on the weekend? Socialize"
"Where do kids with ADHD go? To concentration camps."
"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."
"My grandfather told me he closed one eye whenever he saw a jew in the good old days... He was a sniper"
"Some days you're just really stupid. 365 to be exact."