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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat that black holes revolve around her."
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"What kind of weed do muslims smoke? Quranic"
"Yeah you ladies like bad boys, right? Haha well let me tell you, ladies,, I am bad at basically everything, ;)"
"Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter? No, but he had a great Fall."
"Why are successful people such assholes? They get shit done."
"Be thankful for Twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we're never going to meet real people ever again."
"Wanna feel old? 1990 was 40 years ago."
"What did the SMG dad say to his son? Bizon Joke by: /u/swagmlgprofrags"
"I had a colonoscopy today... ...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had ""coloscopy"" instead of ""colonoscopy"""
"What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan"