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"What's big, Scottish and depressing? Scotland"
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"How do you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten-tickles"
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"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"
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"If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named Poepurry, then I question him as a writer."
"Did anyone happen to DVR Twitter for me? I missed the last 3 weeks and I would like to fast forward through all the Justin Bieber parts."
"Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890."
"How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him."
"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyounickabollockoff"