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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"
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"I read in an American newspaper last night ""15 die in twister""... ...I don't think you're playing it right."
"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""
"What was the first porn movie about Rappers called? Lewdicrous"
"My gay friend told me never to invest in real estate. He's super homophobic."
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"
"Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty."
"I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons."
"Why won't Monica Lewinsky be voting for Hillary? Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth."
"What's Harambe's favourite retail store? Target"