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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend? They wipe, flush, and wash their hands"
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"NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i'll ask my mom"
"Received definitive proof I'm going blind AND senile this morning as I just attempted to pinch zoom the newspaper."
"Hilter was weird You would think a pig would like people who don't eat pork."
"Ramadan is the only time I can get a date every night"
"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."
"Dad: ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind."" Son: ""I'm over here Dad."""
"[at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page"
"What happened to the blind circumcisor? He got the sack."
"BEST vine with nigga - chocolate milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JZfR4PwIbs"