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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend? They wipe, flush, and wash their hands"
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"Henry David Thoreau walks into a bar. The bartender says: We don't serve your kind here! Thoreau replies: Walden. I'll see myself out."
"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."
"What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays? Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."
"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."
"TIL theres a supermoon on the 14th. ELI5: If it's so super, why doesn't it fly around in the sky? Oh, right... because it got paralyzed and died."
"Anal with my girlfriend made my day. But it made her hole weak."
"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."
"Why is North America so salty? Because its Na."
"1 in 5 children faces hunger... So why not turn the 5th kid around?"