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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone without a Liver? Deader."

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"I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch! Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter."
"I went to a General Store the other day. Couldn't find anything specific."
"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"
"A guy and his dog Guy walks up to his dog and says ""I need a divorce"" The dog replies ""yeah, my wife is a bitch too."""
"Mom always said I was going to be a strong one... After I survived that abortion"
"DILN IS A BADDY HAHAHAHA"
"A Redditor walked into a We took too long to load this page for you. Try again and hopefully we'll be fast enough this time."
"what do hookers and guns have in common? the customer wants the most bang for their buck."
"Spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter... It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife."