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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."

"what should you never say to a bossy person planning the funeral of a loved one ""who died and put you in charge?"""

"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"

"I get irrationally angry when someone else is in the laundry room at the same time I am"

"If your phone auto corrects ""fuck"" to ""duck,"" it's okay to keep it... It's still fowl language."

"Two Scots father and son go to America. - Daddy when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim."

"I went to a German restaurant... ...and ordered an omelette....I just got a plate with two dots on it!"

"Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment."

"A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte"