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Joke of the Day
"Why did the butcher die ? Because he chopped off the wrong sausage."
Next Joke
"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."
"I like a good long fiction piece... So I picked up the Bible at my local book store."
"Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...? Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername... Person 2: Witherspoon? Person 1: No, with a knife."
"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"
"What is another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone."
"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."
"It's sad that they drain power from so many horses to make car engines run."
"What's a 68? She blows me and I owe her one."
"TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays."