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Joke of the Day
"Haters gonna hate, alligators gonna alligate"
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"So a pregnant patient came in to the hospital after a 'huge gush of fluid'... So I asked if el nino or la nina was coming."
"If I drank as little alcohol as I tell my doctor I'd weigh as little as I tell the people at the DMV when I renew my driver's license."
"Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins"
"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""
"I had to go into the Dr's today for a regular check up, & I get in there & he pulls down my pants & started jamming his finger in my ass... Yea I guess it's time for a new dentist"
"My friend likes puns so I came up with ten of them to try and make him laugh... ...but no pun in ten did."
"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."
"If someone calls you fat... Just turn the other chin."
"While my husband is gone I was cleaning...the Nutella jar. He will be impressed at how I gained 10lbs in 4hrs."