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Joke of the Day
"Is it racist if a guy with a small dick calls it his ding dong?"
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"Here is a joke about sausage: Nevermind. It's the wurst."
"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."
"What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot? A carniv-whore."
"what to ketchup and a condom have in common? they both go on your weenie"
"I went to a fortune teller and he told me a lot of money was coming my way. I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van."
"I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions... The time machine alone set me back 15 years."
"We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark"
"Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?"
"Why did Hitler struggle to eat his Chinese food? Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf."