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Joke of the Day
"what to ketchup and a condom have in common? they both go on your weenie"
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"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"Wall, you may have ears but you're pretty useless without a mouth and eyes, aren't you? Wall?"
"Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers."
"Hillary is like the George Washington of 2016. She cannot tell a lie."
"What's a Tijuana hooker's favorite president? El BJ!"
"I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of my eye, but half the time if theres anything in my eye its a damn eyelash."
"[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker... A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"""
"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"
"My ex wives were all good housekeepers.. ..When they left, they kept the house."