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Joke of the Day
"I've been to the dentist a couple of times So I know the drill."
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"A plant goes to a university. It is a STEM major."
"A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you."""
"Why is it easier for married black men to cheat? Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"
"Just signed up to study abroad I heard she has absolute cans."
"I heard a joke about a grizzly giving birth to cubs... It's bears repeating."
"Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night? Because her hips won't lie."
"I would like to buy a vowel... But they don't take SNAP."
"A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles.. Police think he topped himself."
"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."