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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."

"Did you hear about the cannibal lion? He swallowed his pride."

"I met my ex-wife at the gym. We didn't workout."

"A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles."

"sperm is like olives you need to learn to eat it"

"I grow herbs in my bed. Bed thyme."

"What's the difference between parsley.... and pussy? Nobody eats parsley anymore."

"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Why do Jewish women love circumcisions? They'll get their hands on anything that's 10% off."