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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an underwater restaurant that serves cured meats to sharks? A Sharc-eatery"

"I'm trying to choose a Freudian therapist... ...but they're all sex of one, half a dozen of your mother."

"Why do cow wear bells? Because their horn doesn't work!"

"Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say ""No""."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Its going to take me a while to get hard because I was just laid."

"I tried to catch fog once... I mist"

"are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]"

"My dog is called cigarette as he's got no legs Every evening I take him for a drag"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."

"Nodoze - original Q: Why did the guy eat a bicycle with training wheels when he had to pull an allnighter? A: Because it was for tired."