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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party? Party paupers"
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"You shouldn't commit any crimes after you marry someone. Why? Because you have a mother in law."
"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."
"What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn? They default in our stars"
"What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*"
"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"
"Dilemma If you had to choose between your wife or a million dollars, which car would you buy first?"
"We won't know we've truly made it as a society until computers in movies stop making beeping noises"
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
"just met a guy who's using an empty beef jerky bag as a wallet so don't worry you're probably doing just fine"