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Joke of the Day

"Dilemma If you had to choose between your wife or a million dollars, which car would you buy first?"

"Why do women prefer 77 more than 69? Because they get 8 (ate) more. Repurposed from a /u/sciomancy6 comment."

"I always wear running shoes while driving because you won't know what the terrain will be like until after the cop pulls you over."

"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"

"PBS is starting a new children's show... for kids along the Mexican-American border. It's called Maquiladora the Explorer."

"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie."

"Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible."

"Kids, don't do cocaine but if you do make sure you have a lot cuz you'll want it."

"A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar.... Dude says ""Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"" T-Rex says ""Sorry dude, I'm short handed"""

"Don't make school shooting jokes. You can't imagine what went through their heads in their final moments."