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Joke of the Day
"A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some."
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"""Daddy, I want to watch Dora."" Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets"
"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."
"a jew, a christian, and a muslim walk into a bar in the holyland hey it could happen, just not on a friday, saturday or sunday"
"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"
"What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? (NSFW ish) I wouldn't let a Garbanzo Bean on my face."
"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick would taste like blood"
"Who's the friendliest person at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."
"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"
"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""