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Joke of the Day

"We won't know we've truly made it as a society until computers in movies stop making beeping noises"

"What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through"

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."

"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"

"Some people wouldn't understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet."

"How do you make a sandwich legendary? Make it on dark rye"

"Why did the CS major quit his job? He didn't get arrays."

"What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm."

"Hungarian mom yells at her son: ""Take off your underwear... ...and put it back on properly: Yellow front, brown back."""

"How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !"