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Joke of the Day
"I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle."
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"Did you hear Charlie Sheen has HIV? He thinks he got it after sleeping with two and a half men."
"Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine."
"Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."
"How did Hitler pick up Jewish girls? With a dustpan..."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Generations of institutionalized bigotry."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary Those who don't And those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."
"cop pulls me over 2nite. comes 2 my window n asks, Cop: ""do you know y i pulled u over?"" Me: ""because Batman is catching all the criminals"""
"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"I wish my lawn was emo... ...so it would cut itself"