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Joke of the Day
"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."
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"Found a concert that costs 45 cents! ..... It's 50cent and Nickelback /mikedrop"
"Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more."
"It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?""."
"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."
"It's the little differences that can be the most important. For example, the difference between getting laid at your high-school reunion and getting laid at your family reunion."
"What did one buttcheck say to the other buttcheck? After all the shit that has been between us, we will never be apart."
"I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face."
"A joke I made up yesterday . . . Relationships are like socks. They're cool with me, as long as they are the same color."
"I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food."