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Joke of the Day
"Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!"
Next Joke
"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"
"If you can't handle me at my worst... Then good for you; I commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries."
"I read an interesting stat online the other day.... Apparently 1 in two and a half men are HIV positive."
"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 people who don't do dick."
"Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt."
"What is Reddit's favorite airliner? Virgin airlines."
"Why do people walk by and say ""Hi, how are you?"" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!"
"What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty"
"I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips."