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Joke of the Day

"I heard they're installing over 15,000 CCTV cameras in New Delhi for Obama's visit. That's ridiculous, it's not like he's going to steal anything."

"What's the worst game to give someone who has OCD and anxiety issues. Perfection."

"Made a folder for my Japanese phone apps... I call them Japps."

"What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding? ""Speed is relative, officer."""

"Heard a good joke about Hillary Clinton's email scandal TOP SECRET"

"TIL a post won't be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit."

"What soup weighs the most? Wanton soup. I'll leave now."

"Frozen ""I hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. They really need to just let it go."""

"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."

"My wife doesn't believe that auto correct changed ""Yes dear"" to ""Hell no I'm not picking your mother up from the airport at 1am."""