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Joke of the Day
"Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there's no more soda?"
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"How did cancer order it's fries? Metastasized."
"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."
"Trump to Implement Specific Insurance Plan He wants to have a toupee-er system."
"How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza"
"my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast ""they're eating dog food"""
"I'd eat more Mexican food if it didn't look like someone had already eaten it before me."
"Got a quick joke, that might be offensive to women. NSFW Q: Two tampoons drive right pass you. Which one stop to say ""Hello?"" A: Neither! They're both stuck up cunts."
"I heard Donald Trump has read a lot of different books.. ..Apparently for the most part he never made it past Chapter 11."
"Billy Mays so good He once sold pain to Chuck Norris."