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Joke of the Day

"I know it's normal to be naked in front of your doctor, but I still get really self-conscious every time I go to the optometrist"

"Hey can you take the next left? I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool."

"My friend overdosed on chill pills. On the plus side, he was by far the coolest person at the funeral."

"what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends"

"Louis Lane ""there is no way broccoli is a superfood!"" Broccoli *takes spectacles off* Louis Lane ""My God! Look, it's a superfood!"""

"Farting sense Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"

"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"

"What goes ""Hahahahaha...*thud*""? Someone laughing their head off"

"Your stick figure family window sticker promotes an unrealistic and unhealthy body image for your children."

"This morning I jogged for 30 swear words."