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Joke of the Day
"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""
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"What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb."
"I love going to the dentist. He fills all my cavities. Then checks my teeth."
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."
"I can't wait until this election is over and we can go back to calling Trump supporters what they were originally called Racists"
"What did the cookie farmer say? ""I've been raisin' cookies."""
"How Long is a Chinese name."
"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."
"You know a girl is too young for you... If you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth Credit: Jimmy Carr"
"TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :("