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Joke of the Day

"Today I discovered my brother and I are both audiophiles... He came as soon as he heard."

"Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you."

"1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning. 1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey."

"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"

"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"

"Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce."

"Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't"

"Do you fall for 'click bait'? Yes."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? . Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat"

"I'm no scientist, but I've long held the theory that monkeys are not as smart as humans because they don't have human brains."