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Joke of the Day

"Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!"

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"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!"
"What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween? I'll be Bach."
"How many? How many people making how many people does it take to change a light bulb take to change a lightbulb?"
"What is the most painful cereal known to man kind? Banana Nut Crunch."
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Putting the wheelchair in the oven"
"COP: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""So it wouldn't be windy when we talked."""
"What's a woman ideal husband? An archaeologist. The older she gets the more interested he becomes."
"Roses are red, here's something new... Violets are violet. Not fucking blue."
"The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me."