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Joke of the Day

"Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!"

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"What is the most common use for pig skins? To keep the pig in one piece."
"A good way to know you'll be paying more than 5 dollars for a coffee is if the guy making it looks like one of the Lumineers."
"If you have 100$, and your girlfriend has 100$. Your girlfriend has 200$"
"*goes through crush's phone when he dies* *gets out ouija board* ""who is Emma"""
"I was going to major in cosmetology.. ..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots."
"Spent all night being teased by Medusa. Now I'm hard as a rock."
"My credit card was stolen today I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it. So far he's spending way less than my wife does."
"I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately... The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!"
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? GayLick"