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Joke of the Day

"Did you know having children is hereditary? If your parents don't have them, neither will you."

"Hey, did you hear about the Mexican-Indian twins that just moved in next door? They're identical too! Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? [NSFW] Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash and resell her crack."

"Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!"

"British men is visiting Australia. Learn: The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""

"You know the joke about this guy playing with a loaded gun? Triggered."

"Oscar Pistorius wants to install a new bathroom door... but his girlfriend is dead against it"

"When I die I want to invite my college group mates to my funeral and have them bury me So they can let me down one last time"

"My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway."

"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."