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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."
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"What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?"
"Q: How do you milk sheep? .... .... .... A: With iPhone accessories."
"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"
"3-year-old girl My 3-year-old niece, stomping her feet in anger, making faces. Me: What's wrong ? 3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o"
"The ""I got your nose"" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she'll call security."
"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"
"Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special."
"What's the highest point in the ocean? The Marijuanas Trench."