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Joke of the Day
"You know the joke about this guy playing with a loaded gun? Triggered."
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"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."
"I'm wearing a burqa, fencing mask, & a welding helmet while reading a book on cannibalism & an old lady on the bus still wants to chat."
"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field"
"A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking? Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long ""8"" inches *really* is."
"Does anyone want a free microwave? Contact me. We can talk about how we both want a free microwave"
"Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby."
"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, then why can't he fix my marriage"
"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."