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Joke of the Day

"This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened."

"One time Bill Murray came up to me at a Wendys, took a fry off my tray, ate it, looked me dead in the eyes and said ""Nobody's going to believe you"""

"this is ironic apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue."

"""Nietzsche, what's the matter?"" ""Nothing."""

"I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down."

"Tom & Jerry had the realest beef of all time..... nvr said a word.... it was jus on sight .."

"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."

"My favorite brand of cider is Dicken's. My wife also loves Dicken's cider. ( )"

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut up the onion."

"A package comes in the mail at the post office & it's business as usual... But when I cum in the mail at the post office it's public indecency & a felony.."