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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler shoot himself? He saw his gas bill!"
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"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."
"Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life."
"If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European."
"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"
"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."
"Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess? He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves."
"How many pallbearers are needed at an Indian funeral? 2, it only takes two people to carry a trash-can."
"If you cross your fingers after surgery you'll heal faster Or maybe that's just super stichin'"
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"