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Joke of the Day

"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"

"What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah"

"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"

"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."

"Magician: ""Think of a card."" Me: ""Okay."" Magician: ""You are thinking of the.. 3 OF SPADES!"" Me: ""I was thinking about a get well soon card."""

"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."

"Why are there so many grammar Nazis on the internet? Because English majors have no jobs."

"[tries to blow a kiss] Kiss: I have a boyfriend"

"Why is the O in Opossum silent? Because it's playing dead."