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Joke of the Day

"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"

"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."

"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."

"I hate arrogant people....It's like they think they're better than me...No one is better than me!"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on it. Wanna know how to catch a tame rabbit too? The tame way."

"Are you going to take a bath? No I'm leaving it where it is."

"What's the number one cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"

"If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die"

"It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar... In a Swiss bank account."

"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."