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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."

"Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young? That's how he became a dictator."

"Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white""."

"When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus."

"I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews."

"Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket? In case Johnny Onion Rings!"

"""Excuse me sir, are you really just a building in disguise?"" *storefront sweats nervously* ""N-n-no! I am human my name is Bill. Bill...Ding"""

"Describe Windows 10 with two words. Vista 2.0"

"Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!"

"How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up? The rest of your life."