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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."
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"How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Obviously."
"What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?"
"[first date] ""I learned to crochet in prison... Now you say something."""
"Me, December 2016: I'm going to buy this juicer and lose some weight in January Me, January 2017: I have eaten the juicer"
"Want to hear a good physics pun? It's relatively funny."
"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"
"What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween? They pump kin."
"I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place."