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Joke of the Day

"Pants Up Don't Loot"

"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."

"I kept unwrapping my present and it was the lamest gift ever. A cardboard tube."

"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"

"I have a mammoth erection. It's gotta be worth a fortune."

"My life is boring, I'm a shitty photographer and I don't know how to write. So anyway, what should I call my blog?"

"What is Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"

"Me: I was sober for 12 years AA Director: What happened ? Me: I turned 13...."

"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."

"Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door."