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Joke of the Day
"How would you describe killing an eagle? ill-eagle"
Next Joke
"Boss: ""late again I see"" Brain: think of a good excuse! Mouth: ""your moms late."" Brain: wow...."
"There are many fish in the sea. So while waiting I'll just play with my rod."
"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"
"What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables. A cannibal."
"The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!"
"I guess you could say Mendeleev's Birthday comes around periodically."
"My phone just changed, 'calendar' to 'cake radar' and now I really wish I had that."
"if anyone tels u ""evryday is a gift, thats why its caled the present"" just say ""evryday begins in sadness, thats why its caled the mourning"""
"""No one cares about the jews"" ""Yeah, they do"" ""No they don't. During the holocaust i killed 3 jews and one clown"" ""Why one clown?"" ""See? No one cares about the jews"""