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Joke of the Day

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then God made the earth round.....and he laughed and laughed and laughed."

"Did you hear about the elephant who farted in a chalice? You'd heard if you were in the chalice"

"I'm not sure who told bald guys they were required to have goatees, but they all fell for it."

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? ""Captain"" you fucking racist!"

"I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office."

"I just freaked out! I woke up from a nap to find that my phone and wife were missing. It's all good though. I found my phone."

"I was just watching some porn and I've got to tell you, I don't think those girls were REALLY studying before they started fooling around."

"FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner"

"Fight Club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, I showed up late so I missed the first few rules but it was awesome I love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"

"What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge? A Dictator"