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Joke of the Day

"Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? Laid the same egg 44 times!"

"You know what sounds sexy? Six women... Dozen tit."

"ME: Sorry I'm late, I had computer problems. BOSS: Hard drive? ME: Nah, there was no traffic, just the computer problems."

"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page"

"Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day."

"McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware."

"Did you hear about the married Amish woman having an affair? She loved two Mennonite."

"Women, should start bragging about their size like men do. For example, I happen to be hung like a Tic-Tac."

"Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny"

"Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community? Too Mennonite."