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Joke of the Day

"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"

"I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up."

"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

"Like a midget at a urinal.... I'm going to have to stay on my toes. Credit: Naked Gun"

"Yo momma so old, Her birth certificate says EXPIRED"

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"Did you hear about the monkey who was a virgin and didn't care? Zero fucks gibbon. (sorry)"

"What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant? Jason's Dale!"

"Being a prostitute on the Enterprise sounded interesting... But actually it's mostly Data entry."

"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it."