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"Smallpox sounds so adorable"
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"How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? I dunno, I just repost them."
"Favorite Cheese What is a mathematicians favourite cheese? Dairylea Cheese Right Angles"
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've reposted that joke for over 8 years now, please stop flooding the subreddit with that."""
"A feminist got drunk at lunch, accused her boss of coming on to her, and slapped him in the face. She got loaded, triggered, and fired."
"I got caught taking a pee in the Municipal swimming pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in."
"Yo mama so fat... When she poops, her shit colides with the water and creates legible gravitional waves through space and time."
"What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory? Two test-tickles!"
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"
"What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president? Weekend at Bernie's."