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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"

"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."

"Abusing a word, done correctly I have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally."

"How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! ""whole... hole."" it's a play on words ;)"

"Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!"

"Why does a hummingbird hum? It forgot the lyrics."

"What do you call a pig behind a car wheel? A ham brake !"

"How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: ""WOOF!"""

"I miss my friend jack... I loved listening to music with him."

"My brother got his will tattooed on his dick.... ....but it didn't stand up in court"