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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig behind a car wheel? A ham brake !"
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"Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2? Because SPY DA MAN!"
"Two pubes sat on a toilet seat...nsfw One says to the other, ""how long are we going to stay here?"" The other says ""dunno, till we get pissed off I suppose""."
"Do you ever feel bored on reddit, because you read everything already? I guess you could say you've reddit already"
"Sleeping with me is a lot like sleeping with a stuffed animal. But that's only after I've eaten Mexican food."
"People say the hardest part of the first date is the first kiss. No idea what they mean, the hardest part of my first date was getting her to take the sleeping pills."
"I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly."
"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."
"I put my Grandma on speed dial... I call that instagram!"
"You're not impressing anyone, people who put a comma before the person's name when wishing them a happy birthday on Facebook"