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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!"
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"a guy with bdsm fetish plays COD whats his favorite mode? DOMINATION"
"RIP Paris Terror Attack Victims Never baguette"
"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"
"Why british wete at war with nazi germany? Because they couldnt afford another Aryans stealing their tea."
"What do you call a lazy lizard? A procrastigator."
"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."
"Vanna White's birthday is today... Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements."
"Why are birds always sad in the morning? Their bills are over dew"
"I used to date an anaesthetist... She was a local girl. [credit to seeing this on QI]"