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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!"

"How does every black guy joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"Last night I ate out a handicapped girl ...my mother always told me to eat my vegetables"

"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."

"What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy? A seedless, vegetable."

"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"

"Heard a great joke at work today. Now if only I could remember it."

"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie"

"I wish more religions took advantage of a vow of silence."