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Joke of the Day
"My brother got his will tattooed on his dick.... ....but it didn't stand up in court"
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"How did the black guy get his pilot's license? He went to flight school, you racist bastards."
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"Cant' believe my horse came first yesterday!!' Dad, how many times have I told you i'm not interested in your's and Camilla's bedroom antics!'"
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"Theft solution: Tits. Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits."