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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck? A firequacker."
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"My girlfriend is like a bagpipe When I squeeze her she makes annoying noises."
"Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."
"[2nd time at girls house] ""where's your dog?"" Oh he isn't mine. I was dog sitting [makes text alert sound w mouth] ""Its work. I gotta go"""
"When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai."
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"
"Did you hear about the Texas hipster whose bicycle was broken? He was fixin' to get his fixie fixed."
"Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano? Having crabs on yer organ!"
"Just ONCE would I love to see a girl I know in a porno"
"I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory.... Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"