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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano? Having crabs on yer organ!"
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"What do you call it, when a German sleeps with two women, but impregnates three? Fucking efficient."
"I got an oven today. It's pretty hot, isn't it?"
"Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?"
"My girlfriend doesn't want to drop acid with me. She's acting like a basic bitch."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get Jalapeno business."
"My friend says he's got a psychic duck He's got it all dressed up like a gypsy in a little circus tent in his house. ""What are you on?"" I said to him. ""Quack"" said the duck."
"I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack"
"Jack, do you think i'm a bad mother? My name is Billy."
"There was once a cat on Mars But Curiosity killed the cat"