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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh crumbs."
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"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot you fucking racist."
"""My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!""said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' ""No-spaghetti!''"
"Today some boiled water died.. It shall be mist"
"If it's true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"Me: ""Sorry I'm late. Car trouble."" Him: ""What kind of car trouble?"" Me: ""It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."""
"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."
"If a vampire bites his tongue, does his tongue become a vampire? Tongpire?"
"Boys want to play Most young men like the idea of (eventually) marrying a living doll; but on a first date, they'd actually prefer a wined-up toy."
"What do two cousins say after they have sex? Roll Tide."